I drove into the driveway, looked up, jumped out of my seat, and then almost drove my car straight into the garage.
Wouldn't you, if this is what you saw in the garage window?
No, it was not someone waiting to kill me. It was a huge Darth Vader that David got as a Chanukah present from a friend and put in the window either to freak me out or to scare away intruders.
Jury's still out on that one.